Your love for your children is clear, undeniable…. but what about their poop?
Don’t you love everything about your little bundle of joy? Keep your little poop bundles with you on your travels. Bring them home with you and put them in a box…. then when your kids get older and start giving you shit… give ‘ em that box.
This way you leave me out of it.
Onward.
bluetenere 
You mean I sholud have my box ready?